Isolation Diaries

04.00 I didn’t want to be asleep anyway. 11.00 The jigsaws have arrived!!!! I can’t tell you how excited I...

09.30 I appear to be well today. By that, I mean I have no symptoms of coronairus. I do however,...

09.00 Thank goodness it’s not sunny. I love the sun, but it’s relentless brilliance and all round joyfulness was really...

08.00 I am alive. I’m so impressed with the window solution, (thank you Mum), that, after meditation with Malika, I’m...

05.00 YOU FORGOT TO SHUT THE FRONT WINDOWS. FFS. Proceed to not get out of bed to do that very...

04:00 I’m awake. It’s dark. Do I feel ok? Yes. Shut up then. 05.00, 06.00 & 07.00 What in the...

03:00 I’m awake. I might need the loo. Can I be arsed? Better to go in case you do and...

1800 The door is locked. It’s a new lock. You asked Sam to fit it. Right, where did he say...

E Day Oh my giddy god. I am allowed out today and to celebrate am going to partake of gin...

09.15 If I ever find the bird or slug that ate my strawberry, it’s dead. I hope it tasted terrible....

14.00 I have been so busy today! I did pilates with my new BFF Zoe. She worked me hard! Then...